If you read Joey Brezinski’s Pro Spotlight interview from our latest (January) issue, you know he has quite a few random things that he takes pride in?chicken wings, for one. And his shits, for another. When the anticipated poo question came up in our interview, he started flashing me pictures of his toilet floating documentation on his cell phone, and I of course told him to e-mail them over. Here’s the question from the interview and his pride and joys below that and just another reason why Jojo gets awesomer and awesomer by the minute.

Yoon also told me you?re also a connoisseur of something else. Your shits?
He told you that? Wow. I?ll show you my first photographed shit right here. This was after Thanksgiving. [Joey scrolls through his phone searching for saved photos of fresh toilet floaters.] I?m not going to tell you my secret, but here?s last year?s. I just got a camera phone and had a huge Thanksgiving dinner and I was so psyched that I pulled the phone out of the pocket afterwards. Now I have at least 400 photos. I have a shitload of them, literally [laughs].